Special Halloween Post: I Was a Teenage Vampire

Every year at Halloween he rises from the dead. From I WAS A TEENAGE VAMPIRE, in 2001 Oxford American:

teen vamp

PROSTITUTE VAMPIRE: Well, Murphy, what did you have in mind tonight?

MURPHY: Oh, I don’t know. Something a little different maybe. . . . Ow, that hurts! Ow, stop it, you’re biting me!

More here. If you dare.

Comet Cocktails in New Orleans Nos. 1 and 2

What better way to celebrate the holidays, thought I, than a Night O’ the Comet cocktail? On the recommendation of Ms. Nicola Wolf, I made my way to Sylvain restaurant and bar, in the French Quarter, where the talented and agreeable Darrin Ylisto, bartender extraordinaire, with the help of Lucy Weed, also extraordinaire, whipped up a couple of speciality cocktails.

“See this book cover here,” said I, presenting a reproduction of the cover of my new novel, THE NIGHT OF THE COMET. “Can you do a cocktail like that?”

The Night of the Comet Cover Final

Darrin frowned. He scratched his chin. Inspired, he recollected a quote attributed to Dom Perignon upon first tasting champagne. “Come quickly!” said Dom. “I am drinking stars!”

Darrin’s Comet Cocktail No. 1 began with Prosecco sparkling wine. To this was added a sugar cube liberally doused with creme de violet, then a lemon twist, and perhaps some other things that I missed.

Comet Cocktail No 1 a

Comet Cocktail No 1 b

Comet Cocktail No 1 c

The cocktail was delish. “But wait!” said Darrin. “I can do better!”

Darrin’s Comet Cocktail No. 2 began with egg whites, which is always a good way to begin a cocktail.

Comet Cocktail No 2 a

Next came Aviation Gin, then, I think, Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur, then lemon juice, and then plenty of creme de violet. He shook the hell out of it.

Comet Cocktail No 2 b

Comet Cocktail No 2 c

Shake-a shake-a shake-a shake . . .

Comet Cocktail No 2 d

Comet Cocktail No 2 e

Lucky carved up a lemon peel, and voila!

Comet Cocktail No 2 f

Here are Darrin and Lucy, a little blurry after a few drinks. Merci beaucoup, Darrin and Lucy! Joyeaux Noel!

Comet Cocktail No 2 g

We Are Stardust, We Are Golden

Here to celebrate the release of my new novel are Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, singing the Joni Mitchell song that’s quoted on the epigraph page of THE NIGHT OF THE COMET. Take it, boys: (The novel has nothing to do with Woodstock, by the way. Good visuals though, aren’t they?)

1718 Reading at The Columns

I’ll be reading from and signing copies of Letter to My Daughter next Tuesday, September 7 at 7:00 p.m. at The Columns hotel and bar on St. Charles Avenue, New Orleans.

The 1718 Reading Series is a terrific monthly event bringing together students and teachers of the creative writing programs from the University of New Orleans, Tulane University, and Loyola University (my alma mater). Each month they invite a different guest speaker-reader, and then a few students from the universities read their work.
Past guests have been Joseph Boyden, Rikki Ducornet, and poet Nicole Cooley. Next week will be me. Anyone can come. Happy hour from 5-7.

More Readings and Signings

I’ll be doing a couple more readings and signings this week. On Monday, May 3 at 4pm I’ll be at the Alabama Booksmith in Birmingham. Then on Saturday, May 8 at 2pm I’ll be at Page & Palette bookstore in Fairhope.

Drop by these fine bookstores if you’re in the neighborhood. Here are the links: